Techalyzer

Ever been insecure about your masculinity? It is will no longer be in question if you support your flailing ego with the following He Men gadgets.

For one thing you can dump that oh so metrosexual man purse or back pack you have been carrying around and trade it in for a purse-holster. The ehoster looks just like a holster but instead of holding a gun you have your wallet and a little hook for keys. And yes you can conceal it under your suit just like a CIA agent as it crosses across the back and fits your male chest tightly.

Do you like cars with gear shifts. Then you will love the newest Gear Shift Faucet which is manufactured by Shen Di. This is a glossy black thing with gold gears that are definitely reminiscent of a Ferrari. However the true purpose of the design, aside from making you feel manly and in control, is to conserve water as the gears actually control the speed with which water runs out of the tap.

Do you like to listen to an FM radio while you shower. Perhaps what you really need is an HMS battleship that plays beautiful music for you while you get wet. This looks exactly like one of those complex models of battleships that you used to put together as a kid.

Lava lamps are also a little feminine but not if they are shaped like cold beer. Now you can get a miniature night light that has a glass of cold beer complete with bubbles and froth that glows gently.

Want to feel like a hired assassin while watering the garden. Your masculine urges to be a secret agent might be pumped up by a plastic gun attachment that fits on the end of your garden hose so you can take care of domestic pastoral chores without feeling so obligated and dutiful.

One of the weirdest new gadgets around is a blender that attaches to a power drill. This is a home project that some He Men are making themselves at home but basically you have a vessel that attaches to your power drill bit so you can make yourself one HELL of a smoothed in a matter of seconds without looking too much like a metro sexual.

Does your umbrella seem too feminine? Perhaps it is time to trade in that nice hook shaped handle for one that is shaped like a samurai sword. That way you can do battle with Mother Nature.

Do you want to wear the most masculine of jewellery? There is nothing cooler than a survival bracelet made out of tightly braided, twenty foot lengths of parachute cord. These are called Survival Straps and cost about twenty bucks. They look like cuff bracelets but in reality you are carrying up to twenty six feet of paracord with you at all times which is great in case of an emergency. You can also get Paracord anklets and watch straps.