Techalyzer

Romance is in the air this Spring and everybody is busy texting each other and leaving loving messages.  However sometimes you are not always getting the texts that you desire and in fact you find yourself at the other end of all kinds of misunderstandings thanks to the very nature of texting.

If you are always being texted by individuals who are not necessarily saying the things you like then you might enjoy this new program for your iPod called Cell Stickes by Fiona Carswell.  Basically if someone sends you a message that is odd or that is somewhat critical and insulting you can send them one back that sort of seems to have something to do with the message but in reality has nothing to do with it This is a stickie that you choose from a menu and then paste over the original message.  Basically it is a stickie placed over the real message to make it seem like a pleasant misunderstanding that changes the entire tone of the conversation has taken place.  You can also use these stickiest to diffuse ugly situations and make a normal conversation seem more romantic.

If you like hunting then you will love hunting bugs. Now a new fun gadget called the Fly Goodbye Pistol has been invented. This prevents you from having to smash up and mush up mosquitoes after you kill them.  This is basically pistol that has some glue at the bottom of it.  The challenge of course is to have good enough aim to actually aim and shoot the fly. The gun then sucks in the fly and it gets rapped inside the gun. It is on the market in may and it will cost about thirty bucks to buy.  Mostly it is only as effective as you are when it comes to aiming the gun and killing the bugs.  Otherwise what it really amounts to being is a very glamorous fly trap.

If you want to feel extra prosperous while working on your computer you can also get a gold bullion mouse. This mouse looks like a gold bar. It is made from plastic. It is a wireless mouse and it costs about forty dollar or so.  Basically you can use it as a form of wealth bringing Fang Shum. Who wouldn’t draw wealth to their business using a bar like this as a mouse? 

One of the weirdest gadgets seen online lately is the bat shaped clothes peg. This looks like an old fashioned wooden peg that you basically use to hang your clothes on a line to dry but instead of just wooden prongs you have bat wings holding it up.