Techalyzer

Technology sometimes manifests in amusing ways.

For instance let’s take a look at that very simple device called a ruler. Technology has allowed some very peculiar ones to be invented. For instance you can get on shaped completely like a banana. You then fit a condom that has markings measured in inches over it. At least that is one way for teachers to push home the point that their students should have safe sex.

You can also get a ruler that is shaped like a cut-out of a rifle. The idea is you can hold it by its trigger to measure a surface. It is quite menacing looking.

For those of you who like the idea of writing with a feathered quill you can now get the look without the mess by using The Plume. This is a metal feathered quill with a compartment inside that hides a pen cartridge. This allows you to write and not make a mess at the same time.

There is also a device for measuring pasta on the market that actually looks like a set of brass knuckles. It is filled with holes and each is labeled for one serving of dry pasta as in child, one, couple, and triplets. This way you can measure out exactly the amount of spaghetti that you need to serve and never waste any of it ever again.

Another new invention is the Inkless Pen. This means you can no longer have one break up in your shirt pocket and cost you a trip to the dry cleaners. Inkless pens will allow you to scribe onto paper with a special metal alloy. “This solid metal ‘nib’ of this particular metal pen is made from metal alloy rather than silver. This is a completely green pen but the drawback is that it does not work on every type of surface. The mark it leaves look like a pencil mark however it can never be erased.

Remember those mood rings you got as a kid? Now you can get something called a mood pen. These little pens have sensors in it that can record you mood as you write. In fact the pen is capable of monitoring all kinds of things including your heart rate! This means that if your pen is glowing it is not necessarily a good thing and it might be time to take a break!

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